Friday, February 24, 2006

contacts



Monday night i took off my contact and put it in the left side of the case, squirted some solution in there and went to bed. I was kind of groggy but taking off my lone contact is such a habit now i'm sure i did it half conscious. Tuesday morning I woke up and there was no cotact, a bunch of solution but no contact. Strange. I check the other side. Nothing. I dump out the solutiona nd pull out a new one, cursing that I have to use march's before it was march. Last night I took out my contact and put it into that same left compartment. Just now I opened it and there were two lenses in there!

Is my contact case some sort of inter dimensional portal? Was my new contact prego? Wchich one is the old one and which one is the new one? I don't knwo the answers to these questions. I just popped it into my left eye and hoped for the best.

a*c at 1:25 p.m.

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my left nipple



My left nipple is so itchy!!!! It's driving me nuts. As other females will know, scratching the nip is tricky. It's sensitve so you can't scratch to hard...thus making it hard to sait the itch. it's so itchy!!!

a*c at 2:56 a.m.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

this is bell canada...



calling you and filling up your whole answering machine!! So I called Peter today cos he went in for surgery on the massive sty that was growing on his eye. He was good, pissed that Canada lost but good. He told me that he called me earlier and was gonna leave a message but my answering machine beep was like 20 minutes long. When I got off the phoen with him I called to clear it up and it was 1 recorded message over and over and over again that ran until my machine was out of tape and finally hung up.

First of all if you're gonna call me and bother me about some promotion at least get a person to do it. But if you're gonna use a machine, at least gets one taht know show to hang up the phone. Grrr!! At least there were no msgs from creditors.

a*c at 7:39 p.m.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

i can't take it anymore!



So Milla and I were out and about last night and we were in a public place but no one else was there but us. We had gone out smoking earlier and decided that we could definitly share a cig without getting caught. We wanted to be bad and maybe re-live some teenage years. Plus last time we had gone out to smoke we heard some strange elephant in the distance. I know! Strange.

Anyhow so we're sitting there and light up a cig to share and its lit maybe about a minute and i cracked,, "i think we should put it out" i said looking around nervously. Sensing me chickening out Milla gives the cig back to me. I try to see if there is dissapointment in her eyes as i'm butting it out. Maybe two seconds later we hear someone whistling. Everythign reeks of cig smoke and this dude comes a long with a broom and tray thing (you knwo the one on a stick that custodians have) and starts sweeping around us. then he asks if we've been there before.

So was it esp? Or did our lack of ability to break the law save us?

a*c at 12:49 p.m.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

stuffed



Junky visted me yesterday at the Fortress. So far we've found that having a Loblaws across the street very helpful. Last time we gorged on pate. Last night, we gorged on brie and grapes and cheesecake. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a*c at 11:29 a.m.

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

this is music



I have too much music. It won't all fit on my ipod. :(

a*c at 2:01 a.m.

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Friday, February 17, 2006

where's the hot water?



So I'm up early for work today cos i have to cover someone's shift and I'm running the hot water...running the hot water...running the hot water...and without exaggeration I think 3 minutes passes and it's still ice cold. Then I go to the kitchen, same scenario. Then I freak out and go downstairs to the concierge, they take sometime ti get hot water and finally they get some lukewarm water. Then I go back to the bathroom and run the tap for maybe 5 more mins and finally I get some lukewarm water. Like wtf? Where is the HOT water? I don't want any of this lukewarm shit. I'm so going to be late for work (the tap is still running now).

a*c at 9:53 a.m.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

surprise!



Finally! I get to update! So I come home from work on friday night and I get off the elevator and Milla is standing there in front of my place. she said she was just leaving a note and i ask waht she's up to. I was gonna call her anyways and hang out until NW arrived and she said she was goign to get cigs. I said I would go with her. I dont' know what made me just turn and walk with her without dropping off my things and such. So I walk down the hall with her, we get to her and Ruby's place and she says she has to check if her little sis needs cigs too. All the while I'm picking my nose cos I just came in from the cold. She opens the door and all these people yell surprise. While my finger is still up my nose. So I guess there is no doubt that I was surprised.

I thought all my birthday festivies were over and the ladies threw me a great party! Yay girls! There was an abundance of shrimp rings, my fave cheese, asti, and the yummiest cake on earth (i know i say that about all cakes).

a*c at 1:53 p.m.

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Friday, February 10, 2006

damn you!



Ruby just saw Clive Owen. Yum!!! despite the title of this blog I still luv you Ruby.

a*c at 2:48 p.m.

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

hooray!



My internet is back! After over a week of no internet--well i sorta had internet thanks to one person in the building who doesn't put a password on their network--and now it's finally back. I can once again surf from somewhere other than right in front of my front door. Yay! But I'm totally gonna cancel them in a few weeks. There was no reason for my internet to be down. The solution was simple. When I cancelled my free Express View they didn't change back the cables upstairs. When I cancelled it they just turned things off on their end and didn't come back here to fix any of the changes they had made. No wonder it did't work. I think that would be the logical thing to do. But not. Not Bell. Stupids.

Last night Ruby took me to the Raptors/Spurs game. It was great, we were so close to the players, in seat food delivery, and a free Chris Bosh bobble head doll. Yay!

a*c at 10:22 a.m.

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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

russ sighting



went out to bday shop with NW and I kept wondering Hmmmmm will i see Russ and his woman? And then there was the familiar chow yun fat face! it's so exciting to see russ now that he no longer has a blog. and his woman...cute!!

I got a cool sweater from Artizia and a blazer from Zara. Both white. happy birthday to me!

a*c at 4:10 p.m.

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Monday, February 06, 2006

happy!



Went out for an early bday dinner with the girls at Papillon. It was soooo yum! The bonus was that they had a smoking room! I was imagining a shack with a picnic table but it was great. Like a little lung cancer filled vip room. We had almost all the appetizers and french onion soup and 3 of the most amazing desserts on earth. While we were eating we were listening to the ladies at the next table. I think the one who looked like she was wearing mens pj's was celebrating her birthday too. Their convo was so hilariously entertaing I was so happy. thanks ladies!

a*c at 12:56 a.m.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

i'm sick



I'm sick. I didn't want to be sick. Last night I kept on telling myself my nose was runny cos my eye was irritated by the little cut on the corner of it (which I blame on Junky for elbowing me in the eye). I told myself I was tired because my period was coming and that my throat hurt from smoking too much.

While all these might be true, i am also sick. I got dressed for work this morning and finally decided that I'm totally illin'. Plus I don't have the $ to take the subway. So I shall wallow in my sickness. And possibly watch more boring movies.

a*c at 12:27 p.m.

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boring movies



Started to watch Brokeback Mountain last night but turned it off about halfway thru. When they first came down from the moutain i asked, what else could there be left to happen? But then they both get married and the movie keeps going. Then Heath drops his kids off at the grocery store and the movie ends (yay!). I don't know where the second half of Brokeback is, but I don't care to know.

Then I watched Dear Frankie. Two things that made it seem like a good idea: Gerard Butler (yum!) and Scotland. Did either of those help? No. Ended up fastforwarding through 1/4 of it.

please someone hurry up production of new Rome episodes!

a*c at 11:42 a.m.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

"daddy my tummy hurts"



NW and I went out to get an appetizer tonight and we ended up sitting next to a dad with two daughters. I made NW ask for another table but there were none, so we were stuck there with these two small children. They end up being ok. But the younger one starts to get restless and starts rolling all over the bench n stuff. Finally she says:

"Daddy my tummy hurts" he askes her if she ate too much and she replies that she doesn't think so. But she might have to go to the bathroom.

As she walked by us this was confirmed...this little girl dropped the biggest, stinkiest toot ever! Not only was it stanky, it had staying power. NW and I were in the middle of conversation, i was rummaging through my purse for my lip balm and he was talking. Suddenly as the smell hits us, everything stops, me going thru my purse, him talking, and possibly even time itself because the odour lasted so long. By now the girl was long gone, but her fart wasn't!

It was deadly! Deadly!

a*c at 8:45 p.m.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

sellouts



My bank lady at TD has become a huge bitch. She used to be a teller when i worked as a hostess, and every payday i would go in and deposit my cheque and she would be so nice, we would chat, talk about work, and she was so nice and fun. I assume you don't make much as a teller and she would ask me about restaurants and what it was like to work there and how the pay was and such.

Now she has a office and some special title and since then she has been a bitch. I was happy becuase I wouldn't have to deal with the other lady who was formerly in her position (also a bitch). I thought great, we have such great relationships. Once I went in there for help with my bills and she said she could do nothing. Acted as if she was so uncomfortable and couldn't wait to get me out of her office. Today I went in. No smile. No handshake. And basically told me she didn't want my business, go to another branch. She said it nicely but that was still the jist of what she said. Then she said, "Thanks for coming Amy."

My name is not Amy.

a*c at 11:11 a.m.

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